Urgent! Telegram for
Mr. Jacobs! Urgent!
Late fabric delivery will not arrive… Stop! … Proceed jacket and tops w/ lollipop panty bottoms! …Stop!
… Think uniforms-waitress—stewardess …Stop! … If needed omit any bottoms … Stop! …. Use any shiny glitzy fabric to distract …
Stop! … Throw fur stoles-collars- shrugs
on everything … Stop! … Think pajamas, bathrobes… Stop! … Any
basic shapes to fill spaces… Stop! … Anna, Suzy, Cathy, Nicole, Robin, Stefano
and fawners will love anyway… Stop! … If need be make fur suits… Stop! … Think
Butterfield 8 … Stop! … Think walk of shame… Stop! …Will still get raves review
… Stop! … Better luck next season … Stop!
P.S. “In fact, this
was perhaps the most overtly glamorous collection Jacobs has ever done,
rendered with a moody gentility that transported it far beyond the banal, his
invocation of “familiarity” notwithstanding.”… STOP! ... Told ya! … And one
more from another blinded critic “Only Marc could turn a
bout of melancholy and such simple clothes into the show of the week.” … Stop!
… Hahahaha... Stop! ...It's good to be king ... Stop!
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