Dearest Tor,
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you but I just haven’t
had a minute to breathe... busy …busy ….busy!!
Okay, so I want to tell you my thoughts on the resort collection which I
must tell you has just baffled me. I am just torn between thinking you are the
wasp version of Miuccia meets Rachel Zoe or that you might honestly think these clothes are
fabulous and that you are some wunderkind of design. I am here to tell you doll, they are NOT
fabulous on any level and shouldn’t or won’t be confused as being such and
sadly, you aint no wunderkind except maybe of marketing , bit I think Chris had
more of a hand in that than you.
Now listen, as your BFF, I know you wanted to pay homage to
Mom when you started this business and I know the business has become wildly
successful, heaven knows why, but WTF are you thinking with this mess of a
collection? I understand that you wanted
to show your stuff and build a brand but, girlfriend, who wants to look like
they dressed in a dark unorganized closet with a hat or accidentally found some
Auntie Topsy’s hand me downs hiding in
the back your closet? Think about it Tor…
even you don’t look good in these clothes so how and why should anyone else? Oh, and by the way could you please stand up
straight when you have your photo taken and try not point your feet towards
each other … very uncool!
Please, I beg you, stop already with these Chanel type
jackets and these odd ball prints which compound the fashion felonies by being
coupled with each other in odd ways that can certainly not be construed as
flattering or even pretty. Girlina, you
just need to figure out who you are and get t with the program. You started with such fantastic jewelry at
the beginning now it all looks like thrift store finds reproduced at
astronomical prices to be worn in the most absurd ways. The shorthand on this is … get it together
there Tor!
Now, honeybee, you know I love you and I wish you all the
success in the world after having raised a small army of kids while toughing it
out at the Pierre, but I beg of you...please straighten out your point of view
and stop clothing throngs of unsuspecting women in these eyesores that they
think are fashionable! Be reasonable, go
back to Mom’s closet and dig deeper as I am sure she had more than a few
seasons worth of looks …. Pretty please!! That’s my girl.
So listen Tor, I know
you are jammed up with all the store openings and products launches and
appearances and lawsuits but we simply must take a coffee some time very soon.....
I am just desole that we haven’t chatted
face to face in so long … kiss kiss . Ciao my sweet... looking forward to some
girl talk with you
Love
Me
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