Friday, February 12, 2016

Sneezy, Wheezie, YEEZY, Wynken, Blynken and Nod!.. And other assorted fiction



I am Warhol,” he declared. “I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney, Nike, Google — now who’s going to be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more, or do you want to marginalize me until I’m out of my moment? . . . I’m going to be the Tupac [Shakur] of clothing.” He went on to declare that he was going to be the “first hip-hop designer, and because of that I’m gonna be bigger than Walmart.”… This uttered by someone whose Kool Aid is stronger and laced with Clorox as well as other hallucinogens.




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It is too bad that his unbounded ego and wildly imaginative and overly stuffed self-confidence as well as his boundless ego shares nothing tied to talent when it comes to his idea of fashion. Anna gave this tasteless tacky klan some sort of validation by putting them on a cover of a flailing Vogue and so...GEE thank you Frau Wintour... you certainly made that magazine relevant and now more people use it to line trash cans than read it.. But I digress...
 
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This is a laughable excuse for what fashion has become... a hyped up distended excuse backed by endless dollars and given far too much attention. In other times this would have been dismissed as garbage, rags or some kind of bad joke and no matter if he hired every concert venue in every major city in the world it still a pile of cloth. Oooh Fruit of the Loom watch out!! Yeezy is here!  Back to the infamous quote... Walmart was definitely on his mind as these rags don’t even look as good as what hangs om a rounder in Walmart who clothes a good part of the world.
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As if all that is not enough , this beyond the pale egomaniac thinks he can raise 100 million to further his career in fashion but my suggestion is someone give to him with the caveat than he NEVER ever even mentions the word fashion again or attends another runway show. Who’s in? Marginalize him?? No... The idea is to make him disappear and sew up those ever flapping lips. What this ass hasn’t figured out is there is such a thing as humility that comes with the great gift of talent and we know his humility quotient is nonexistent so PLEASE go away Kanye and take the 21st century Addams Family with you but please don’t forget the Directrice of Vogue who used you and your in-laws like a panty liner!
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