Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Calvin Klein Fall 2018



I would like to name this collection “the homeless medieval prairie road kill collection” or maybe “frost bite” or “where’s the flail?”(look it up)   If ever there was a collection that offers insight into what defines a schizophrenic episode this was it. I mean it must be great to be Raf who honestly believes this is what Calvin Klein is all about.  In his twisted demented mind I am sure he backs it all up with the faux intelligence and esoterica of a deluded drooling rambling man. 
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By the way, last week, I incorrectly attributed the eponymous Raf Simon’s collection for being the Calvin Klein collection.
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I am not sure how to even go about trying to explain or assess what was sent out on a snowy runway other than to say WTF are you thinking and who are you kidding here with this pile of rags… but oh the balaclavas, the Elizabethan Coifs,(look it up) and a fur coat that looked like it still had the bullet hole in it! Somehow in all my years I never thought of or equated the “roadrunner” with the brand of Calvin Klein. Then again there was never a designer in this position who thinks he is more talented, more intelligent, more creative and without question filled with more hubris than any other designer before him. 
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I will return to my original erroneous review to reiterate” Personally I wonder how over the top get ups like these will play in Sioux Falls … it’s possible they’ll be a hit in Butte.  Well, there is something to be said for fragrance, underwear and jeans for without them there would be none of these wet dreams that this blah blah blah mediocre designer produces on a regular basis. Sad commentary of what has become of the business and the brand”
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There is no sense in trying to decode or understand what this is other than what is utter nonsense by Raf Simons who merely points and pontificates since he is above all an artist …. emesis bags  (look it up) are to be found under each seat

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