Friday, October 2, 2020

LOEWE spring 2021

 Apparently, we have added new categories to the show schedule …. Here we have a prime example of the two of those new categories.

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The new categories are:


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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! and WHAT’S THE POINT OF UNWEARABLE CLOTHES?


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THE PICTURES SAY IT ALL …. I’m rendered speechless………………………



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Thursday, October 1, 2020

Chloé spring 2021

 Well, here is something special…  we have a collection that is most definitely not tone deaf in terms of the times...  But we do have a collection that requires a deaf, dumb and blind consumer who would pay this amount of money to look this pedestrian, this thrift shop/hand me downish to buy clothes that are just plain unpleasing to the eye.



Good luck to them if they get sued by Tiffany & Co.  for knocking off the Elsa Peretti  belt.


There is nothing more to say other that whoever is designing this needs to go back to the



drawing boards pronto! That is all!!!

BALMAIN SPRING 2021

 I have never denied that Olivier Rousteing has talent and lots of it to spare but I very often ask who is whispering in his ear. The designers needs to undergo a rectal craniotomy, a procedure that removes one’s head from their ass! Has he not been paying attention these past 6 months or maybe this was the audition collection for the Mike Pence Space Force or lastly maybe he has become a tad too friendly with that Rooskie Demna who thought he’d change the face of fashion?

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Whatever the scenario, the result is totally out of synch with the time and so extreme to be comic book like or costume like for some intergalactic movie extravaganza. The pity of it all is that take away those absurd shoulder pads and day glow colors and reproportion those clothes and there are some pieces of staggering beauty. Again, if my grandmother had balls…


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What a tone-deaf waste of time and energy to strictly cater to the label whores who will have nowhere to wear these clothes but at least hopefully with a mask since those pesky COVID numbers keep rising in Paris as well as other hot spots around the world.


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This is strictly a case of what might have been if someone had reigned him in and asked wtf are you thinking?


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PS ...Entering a room will now be done sideways!