We have come a long way from un nom un style!!!!!
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Well I hope all the influencers, paid for reviews, fawners, label whores, Hedi fans and the rest of us fools who have been waiting on bated breath to see what the boy genius would turn out for his return to fashion and now we have seen it and all I can say is HOW FREAKIN SAD!!
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So the label reads Celine and all we got was a Saint Laurent redux with some very minor tweaks but basically if you hung a Saint Laurent tag on these clothes no one would argue, so big whoop…. The lengths got maybe a half inch longer in some cases and the pants got a tad looser and the rest might as well be a continuation of his former employer.
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Worse than all that is that he basically had free rein to create something totally new and the only thing Johnny one note did was prove there aint much talent chez Hedi. So you got a few new dress styles with awkward proportions but alas the motorcycle jackets and bombers abound and staying in the vein, so did the strung out looking models who are barely pubescent and all of them with almost comical mini veiled pill box hats… huzzah! Let’s not forget the bleached denin cargo pants, the skunk striped fur or the eye picker buckled botties
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One of my favorite dresses is the one that looks like a New Year’s noise maker with a ruffle at hem and bodice, followed by his leather grease monkey jumpsuit, the only red dress, the one green dress and a few metallics thrown in and then of course there were a couple of shapes that I guess he figures they are his to use no matter what label he designs for. Then there were some oddly geometric jackets whatever they mean.
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Well let’s just say, the wait is over and the supply of Depends in Paris must be severely depleted when in fact all you really needed was an amphetamine to keep you awake thru a show that seems to have been a been there done that scenario.
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Pauvre Hedi! Quel domage!