Showing posts with label rosie assoulin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rosie assoulin. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Rosie Assoulin FALL 2018



What fresh hell is this ... Every season this young woman produces a collection of clothes… just clothes … clothes for the sake of clothes.. sadly she is one of the few who has a sometimes signature which one might equate to scrawling or scribble. 
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Heavy handed over worked over thought, purposeless and unattractive clothes. Each season resembles a class’s design competition that may yield a few pieces which potential for wearable and most that look like experimentation in fabrication.
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From Foxy Brown to a bad imitation of a Carolina Herrera signature look,  to an even worse memory of a designer Ana Colon who worked exclusively with mushroom pleating in the 80s whio in comparison and retrospect might have been the next coming of Madame Grès. I might add Ms. Assoulin does not quite understand the inherent limitations of pleating. The collection covers everything from a sort of Norell-ish take on feathered tunic paired with what i like to call the Chewbacca pant to patchwork quilts to tin foil couture to pimp suits and my favorite… a one shouldered upper body cast but what could be missing other than an all sequined 3 armed one shoulder waist tied shirt with a big pussycat bow paired with elephant bell bottoms in the stiffest of cotton.
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Whatever this is , this is not fashion …this is much more like whatever sticks to the wall !... Got it?

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Rosie Assoulin Spring 2015 NYFW



Someone will have to tell me what the fuss is about when it comes to this designer and her eponymous collection. Rosie Assoulin, the collection, comes off as a series of design school projects gone wrong. To my eyes the clothes are heavy handed, clumsy, not exactly well made and totally silly if not totally impractical. This reviewer read another review which likened Ms. Assoulin to Schiaparelli which is more absurd than words can describe and IMHO couldn’t be further than the truth.

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Frankly the brand drew me to Bergdorf’s in the past so I could see it in the flesh and touch it which only caused greater disappointment when the rippled seams and bad hems were right in front of my eyes. Yes, this young designer is all about volumes and sculptural shapes which brought to mind Capucci except than Roberto Capucci rendered exquisite garments that were fantasy personified. These are not even close when it comes to execution, let alone design… I said remind not look like! Let’s go back to the Schiaparelli allusion as the incredulity of it boggles the mind. Schiaparelli was an haute couture designer, for the most part with a huge imagination, and here we have some very amateurish attempts at “look at me clothes!” The comparison came about, without question, from a press release which once again proves that just because it’s written down doesn’t make it true!
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What started out as a collection worth watching has morphed into a spectacle of ridiculous. The designer needs to think about who, where and why women would want to wear her clothes and not what will garner the most editorial attention. It’s a cheap ploy that comes back to bite you in the ass.
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All the press in the world can’t sell clothes! Women who shop buy clothes … in the end you can’t take the retail buyer/shopper out of the equation.
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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

the Row, Carolina, Thom, Baja, Rosie, Prabal Spring 2015 NYFW



As has become the S.O.P. (standard operating procedure) of NYFW, or New York Fashion Week, there has been a tsunami of shows and it seems to keep growing season after season. As has been said here before, fashion week has become far too “democratic” resulting in this tidal wave of fashion at every price and of every possible variety. My particular focus is usually at the top end of spectrum and with that in mind; today will be about several collections rather than just one... or the Fashion Week Follies!

As Penny from Big Bang is fond of saying … “holy crap on a cracker!”

The Row: apparently those diminutive titans of fashion have decided that their top shelf collection will be Eileen Fisher meets the order of the Fashion Monks. What started out as a luxury collection with a sort of cool Lou Lou factor, if you catch my drift has morphed to quite another look. Today what we see is some shapeless and manipulated monastic “robes” suitable for those who have nothing but money and a great desire to hide what’s under those clothes. At one time you might have called the clothes artsy or Bohemian, now they can be classed as  the WTF collection.

Baja East: besides price, how does a collection like this find its way into the same class as Oscar, Marc, Carolina, Rucci and Ralph … just to name a few. Yeah okay, so it’s theoretically luxury down time clothes for the very rich. In my eye, there is not a single original thought here unless one considers caftans that look like old bedspreads or more workout clothes in cashmere as being the newest the latest and the greatest. Amazing what a little media hype can do for a brand even if the brand is nothing to write home about.

Rosie Assoulin: with boat loads of media hype, a very influential god mother and a very good running start as a new brand, this collection took off as she offered a somewhat fresher younger look for evening wear and then came E G O and believing one’s press. This looks like a design student’s wet dream with some Haute couture touches. Can no one see? Does no one look? Are designers only surrounded by “yes men?” wake up look around... look at the clothes... look at how they are presented WTF... wake up!!!


Prabal Gurung: here suffice to say this collection and many of the past ones continue to be incomprehensible to me. It is one of those collections that looks tortured and over worked and meets the media standard for fabulous and modern. One day, Mr. Gurung will return to his roots of designing exquisite dresses that were of the chic and classy variety rather then what he is supposedly trying to pass off as modern.

Thom Browne: one really must tip their collective hat to this man. He has shaken up the industry with his own singular brand of fashion. He is a showman extraordinaire. He is a provocateur. He is a one man band who can match up to any symphony orchestra if you catch my drift. To criticize the collection is really a sucker’s game but you cannot deny that this man shows the rest of the industry that dreams and fantasy still exist in fashion. Some might consider those dreams to be nightmares but Brown is astoundingly on top of his game yes, in his own world. This is a collection of dissection and imagination and not for the faint of heart.

Carolina Herrera: She has come a long long way since being dubbed “our lady of the sleeves!” It has been some time since she was the go to resource for ladies such as Jackie O. For the past few years her design studio has been churning out fashion that they consider to be younger and hipper than what Carolina herself had envisioned at the beginning. To me, most of the time, the clothes are irrelevant and somewhat generic and in some instances just plain who cares! This season stuck me particularly odd as I saw more than just a hint of Ralph Rucci and those slapped on “art moments” that opened the show. Yes the clothes have a particular look and hopefully they have a particular audience but the questions remain who, what and why