Vera Wang fall 2020

The question is … why is this woman smiling?

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What exactly has she brought to the table except for an enormous ego and more enormous bank account that allows such folly to call this fashion or for that matter fall.

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Grinning like an idiot in her granny lollipop panties and her platform shoes as  if she presented the next best thing to Balenciaga. To me this is merely egotistical masturbation. She does it because she can.

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I’m sure Kay jewelers and Kohl’s earns her far more money than this so-called collection of nothingness. Where exactly do you wear this??

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The thought occurred to me that maybe she believes she is the NYFW female counterpart to Rick Owens

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You can call it out for what it … all yours… unless you  drank the kool-aid

Vera Wang spring 2020

If Ann Demeulemeester, Rick Owens, Alexander Wang, Olivier Theyskens and Vivienne Westwood had a baby they would hatch Vera Wang and this maudlin ego driven been there done that of a collection.

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There is no reason for a wildly rich bridal designer, who probably makes more money with Kay Jewelers and David’s Bridal and her own bridal business to turn out this ghoulish array of... Well... Rags! They don’t even look well made. The only excuse I can  come up with is that this is a toy or her dark side or maybe her  true self but mostly I believe hubris, none of which matters.

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What matters is that this assortment will be reviewed as some kind of wonderfully imaginative  and wildly creative collection from one of New York’s great designers! Hahhahahahahaha… after all advertising dollars at work here!

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I guess after you have produced a gazillion white dresses all you really wanna do is make black ones but how sad to channel that into this pathetic mess.

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VERA WANG NYFW FALL 2019

What this is  about is a  wealthy woman who actually believes she can be a designer just because she has money to burn, a recognized name, needs a tax write off or is simply bored… case in  point is Vera Wang!

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Yes, she has a Vogue background as an editor as do 100s of others but so what?  More importantly these clothes are just an exercise and a chest beating of sorts to say look at what I designed (even though we know she actually didn’t) because her mega bridal business is like a well-oiled machine and  I’d be willing to bet she merely has last word on designs there if that. You can be sure that the trust fund divorcee is making more money from Kay jewelers, china, stationery, scent and god knows what else other than from whatever this is supposed to be.

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Vera Goth Wang Westwood is each season’s plate du jour... Talk about irrelevant and who cares … here it is served up royally all in one sitting! She is no better than some fledgling first time designer wanting some limelight ...  except for the fact that she has unending financial resources to feed her ego and her inner goth girl.

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It is as I have always said... no matter how long you stand in a garage; you will not become a car!

Owens & Wang .. who did it better fall 2018

Get out of the way … the stampede of fawners is about to begin … 

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So the question is which disease is more attractive to you since now you can actually buy it or at least look like you are afflicted.

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Body Dysmorphic Disorder or BDD is a body-image disorder characterized by persistent and intrusive preoccupations with an imagined or slight defect in one's appearance.

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Acromegaly is a disorder that results from excess growth hormone (GH) after the growth plates have closed. The initial symptom is typically enlargement of the hands and feet. There may also be enlargement of the forehead, jaw, and nose

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Just think … now fashion can make your insecurities and imaginary body issues real!! Hypochondriacs unite!!