Due to a slight bit of misinformation, this conversation can
be shared today. Please take
note that this "chat" is fictional but it is based upon my
research and from others who have known her during her career. Please
enjoy..
1-Who would you want
to follow in your footsteps?
REALLY!! What kind of question is that to ask me?? The only logical
reply is that there is no one who could do what I have done and surely no one who
could be as powerful as I have become and with only an eye on the bottom line.
As you might have guessed ... I groomed no one to proceed me.
2-What is your
favorite color and why?
GREEN!!! It’s the color of 2 things I love the most... money
and envy. Well I do mean everyone else’s envy of me, after all who wouldn’t be
envious of me? No matter what they say about me, I am the most powerful person in
fashion; more powerful than Arnault or Pinault or any “O” hahahha
3-What do you think
of the current level of taste/style in the USA/Europe?
It so doesn’t matter, I tell them all what is good taste and
who is chic and who is not and if I need to sell more magazines I just wing it
like that low life trash couple I put on the cover. I needed to get Vogue a
larger presence on the internet and in social media so I used that garbage as a
vehicle to get my way. Who cares what everyone thinks, and if that couple thinks
they are now hot stuff ... they are the same filth they always were just all
dressed up and on the cover of Vogue because I want them there for my own selfish
reasons... Think of it ... it is deliciously evil of me ... true … yes??
4-What is your least
likable quality?
Without question of course it is my screw you attitude and
the fact that everyone is cared of me. You know of what I speak... the one that
says I really don’t give a crap what you think of me! It isn’t easy being me
after all, look how fabulous I have become all because I had to prove to daddy
that I was able to make something of myself even it meant crushing people under
my feet like insects, which I do sort of love as it only reinforces my powers.
5-What quality do you
most loathe in others?
Their disdain of me, after all they should be thrilled for
me. Bollocks! I have accomplished what
no other woman nor man has ever achieved and that is to have so much power over so much media and the entire
fashion business that I can control what you see, buy, think, read and more. As
I said it is difficult to be such a megalomaniac and to be so deserving of it
6-Do you think of
yourself as a star/celebrity?
Darling now really, of course I am all of those things and I
am a media mogul... a titan of power ... I just own nothing ...well of course
that doesn’t count all the graft I get behind closed doors as you know I have
to give the appearance of being impartial but we all know how long that lasts
and after all who can be in this only for the glory!!!! I have transcended mere
celebrity and am an icon for the ages ... c’est vrai!
7-During your career
… who were your favorite colleagues?
Of course there is Grace, dear sweet Grace who still wants
to believe in fashion, so I let her have her way and allow her the luxury of
thinking she is contributing but alas she is at my mercy and my whim as they
all are. I mean I have lackeys and toadies like that oaf Andre who is now gone
as I just had to because he thought he could eclipse me … hahahhahaha (and now
he is history like old news) … and that limp fish Mark but they are just my
pawns so I don’t have to get my hands dirty. Then of course there is dear
Hamish who I allow to write some puff pieces, review some shows and have some
fame on his own as it is cheaper to do that than pay him more. After all
darling, money is key… I need all of my perks so the others will just have to
do without... n’est ce pas cheri??
8-What are your
feelings about the press/media in today’s world?
I “own” the fashion media... anything that is worth anything
is under my thumb ...isn’t that just delicious? Sy was such a dear to give me
so much power. He actually thought I would leave but I would be mad to leave
and give up all this power, the limelight and all these perks... I mean really!
9-Who did you have a
crush on?
Well of course there is Roger and Rafa but I do love me some
Roger... sweaty young thing …just makes me tingle!! Yes it is true... even if
people think I am ice goddess I still perspire at the thought of a young Roger
with a turgid member …OOPS! My bad??
10-What is your
biggest pet peeve?
People who doubt me in my decision process or those who
think I am overstepping my boundaries. Well, darling, I have no limits; I am
Anna freakin Wintour, the kaiserine of fashion, I am omnipotent. Look at how
fabulous I am and look at what I accomplished and ‘’they’’ all want a piece of
me... so what if I destroy some people and magazine on the way … just
collateral damage leading to my brilliant success.
11-Do you think your
career would be different if there was an internet during your life?
This internet rubbish will be the death of me and yet if not
for it, I wouldn’t be half as world famous as I am today so it is my job to
figure out how to make myself look social media savvy without knowing a blessed
thing about it ...after all I can’t ruin a manicure pecking at keys on a
keyboard …that’s for my lackeys and editors and beside I am almost 65, can you
imagine that I of the dark glasses and sleeveless will have turned senior
citizen age??
12-What talent do you
wish you possessed?
Any artistic talent other than my manipulative people skills
and of course my business acumen. People think I am creative... bollocks ... I
am the CEO of a brand not a mere fashion editor like Glenda or Jay. And well, I
really want youth but that’s not a talent is it?
13- Who are you sorry
you missed during your career?
Between you and me, I would have loved to have worked with
that old broad Vreeland so I could show her that I was the new sheriff in town.
Imagine the look on her face when they named the Costume Institute after me and
not her. I raised the money and all I had to do was send invites, wave my wand
and dictate to those who wanted to be included in my inner circle…… as if!! I mean really, DV gave it a face and might
have really invented it but I gave it money, of course none of my own and of
course I did it as a side line while she HAD to work...poor old girl full time
for the museum. Imagine she wanted the masses to enjoy it...bollocks!
14- WHAT WAS YOUR
CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT?
Quite simply being me... and now I am part of history with
my name emblazoned on a gallery at The Metropolitan Museum of Art … ha!
Immortality!!
15- WHO IS YOUR
FAVORITE DESIGNER?
Are you asking me ‘’who is my favorite designer this month
or this year or ever?’’ I mean I have so many I have created and yet they
disappoint me so often. Look at those fat girls in California who I made
superstars after they created those dreadful raggedy thread bare sweaters and
now look at them... they think they are designers showing that cowgirl trash.. Pathetic!!
Many of my favorites are those who know it is wise to lavish me with their
latest wares (Thanks Miucc!)... I mean imagine if I had to waste my money
actually buying this crap ... that’s for other people... not me.
16- HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO COME BACK IN A SECOND LIFE?
AGELESS!! It saddens me that I have this frozen botoxed face and I have turned into caricature of
myself. Haven’t you noticed darling, ‘’I can barely smile these days.’’ Then of
course there is the matter of my skin draping and my constant fight to stay
anorexically thin. I am not sure I would know what to do if I have to cover my
arms and have a face with movable parts. Alas, very soon I am 65 .. a senior
citizen!!
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