Now that any pretense of offering pretty clothes with hanger
appeal has literally crashed and burned, we can look to this brand for some of
the most unappealingly oddly assembled clothes that these eyes have recently
seen other than as some school project …. Which in most cases would certainly
have been better.
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Okay, so the color palette looked like rainbow sherbet that
you buy in a tub at the supermarket which can be appealing … for SPRING! Then
there is this designer’s odd predilection for fabrics that have a luster and
sheen to them... Think dollar a mile Halloween acetate satin and cheap crushed
velvet. Apparently there is some sort of hallucinatory fantasy that these
clothes are pretty and wearable which begs these questions… where exactly are
you wearing any of this except for a coat or 2 and why do you choose to look as
if you tore cheap sleazy satin sheets off the bed and draped them on you in a
sort of sci-fi 21st century take of the drape scene in GWTW?
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All of this actually doesn’t matter since the bottom line is
that clothes have to sell. You can buy your hype, you can “buy” your way into a
store and you can buy editors but what you can’t buy is sales… you need a woman
or person who will actually lust and covet clothes…. I ask you. .. What do you suppose these limp
rags will look like on a rail in any store and with that I rest my case.
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One last thing pops to mind…. “What’s new pussycat” …
NOTHING!
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