WARNING! Get those depends ready boys and girls... and let
the moaning and oohing and aaahing begin…. Fawners to the right and fashion
victims to the left and gullible in the center!!
Let’s talk about those over exaggerated breast plate 70s lapels... the knife crease
skinny pants and the shark skin like shiny suits that, if I’m not mistaken
Italo Zucchelli did that look for Calvin
Klein a few years ago. So my question is where’s the beef? It all looks so
tired and if not for the flood of hype that surrounds this collection you might
notice that the same jacket is done in different fabrics over and over and over...
not to mention of course that there really aint much here that’s very
distinctive other than the price tag and the brand. Some might even remember
that they threw away suits and jackets with those dated lapels
Okay I will admit that the tiger/zebra print jackets looked
mighty fab and the python puffer was amazing along with the python print shirt
but alas not much happened in between novelty jackets and a couple of animal
prints. Can we talk about hard crease in
skinny pants?
Never let it be said that Mr. Ford is not one of the
savviest marketers around hence a finale of a gaggle of youthful pulchritude in
underwear with the crotches hiked up to show off their goods. Need attention?
Show crotch! Check Instagram …. Those boys
have huge followings despite what the reality is or even if there is “truth
in advertising!” ….. Let’s call it orchestrated distraction!
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