Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Gucci spring 2017 milan



Apparently I am a bit slow to jump on board with the collection but I think I finally get it. There really is such a thing as the fashion circus with Alessandro Michele in the center ring or is he the lead car in the fashion clown caravan? Oh wait, I know … there is a 365 day masquerade party going on and my invite must have gotten lost in the mail. Well, no matter as now I can firmly say that since my life does not depend on advertising dollars I can boldly say if this collection wasn’t so laughably pathetic it would be considered a school project or clothes made by the Project Runway cast. 
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What is there really to say other than the obvious which is who is kidding who here? This is fashion victim city and it is a long understood fact that these heritage brands don’t really rely on clothes to make their registers sing. This is nothing more than hype for the sake of hype and the worst part of it is that you have reviews and media who applaud this joke and try to pass it off as genuine fashion. It is not the fashion that lured me to the profession nor is it a fashion that even vaguely can be relative or RELEVANT to real life. 
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With that being said... let the photos speak for themselves and where are you Joan Rivers? You are missed! 
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PS and by the way  SHAME ON YOU KERING!
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