Monday, March 9, 2015

Saint Laurent fall 2015

To quote Dolly Parton.. it costs a lot of money to look this cheap! Or if you prefer .. A little bad taste is like a splash of paprika. We all need a splash of bad taste-it's hearty,healthy- physical. No taste is what I'm against… so DV might have an ax to grind with Hedi...not to mention she would be drowning in an ocean of paprika!

It is hard to focus on the clothes with all the moaning that goes on during these so called  fashion shows. Oh you know, all the gasping and OMG’s and what there should be is head shaking and lots of tsk tsk tsk. OH PUHLEEZ!!!

So this season we graduate from rock and roll to punkers in tutus … bad tutu dresses! YIPPEE!  This must surely be the best thing since sliced bread. That’s right, holes and slits and grungy looking chicks and maybe even a heroin needle when you purchase a whole look for around 10 grand … QUEL GWP! It is boring beyond words and forces me to believe that I have written this review at least 3 other times.

How can it be that those furs look like they still have bullet holes in them and are constructed form armpits and (f)assholes? While on the subject, It is rare that one can say that the clothes being shown look like they must smell from stake cigarette smoke and whiskey or beer.

I leave Blah Blah and Suzy Muchless and maybe even Madame Hornier to rave about the emperor’s new clothes and as for me this is all just plain tired and so what!

PS.. no I do not care who was in the front row  and no I do not care where this was held  and no I really don’t give a crap about what his inspirations are,  were or will be! And BTW.. great drag wardrobe!

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