Where to start? Life offers us such difficult challenges but
this one will be easy to take on. Mr.
Ford one more times proves to those of us who speak the truth and see what is
in front of us that this collection for Spring 2014 is just another fashion
victim’s delight.
We can start at the beginning with the lushly wildly
expensive leather and croco pieces that open the show. Who wouldn’t want their boobies smashed in
and wrapped up in a quilted dress along with the possibility that you might expose
the stubble of your Brazilian wax?
Sounds right to me... especially if you have the bucks to throw away.
Mr. Ford has always had some sort of crotch fascination as
he tends to keep his skirts at practically hair length and he never fails to mention
that he goes commando all the time and this collection is no exception. He also seems to have this fetish for
transparency which might or might not expose any possible body part between the
neck and ankle… again!
There are allusions to YSL and god knows who else as my
memory isn’t good enough to put a name to them all but I can say I remember seeing those lashed
up the back jackets all over Europe years and years ago. That is in fact what Mr. Ford counts on that,
that you can’t remember that far back; then the mink chubbies, the athletic
wear references of mesh and mosaic embellishments and the bad shoes and the
million dollar over the knee boots and OMG the Russians will go berserk!!!
Now all the fassholes hopefully brought a change of panties
for this seismic experience which will no doubt be some fantasy they have
conjured in their heads rather than what they actually saw on the runway since
the collection will no doubt be lauded as the second coming.
If one was being honest, which is never going to happen in
this life, one might say “so what?”... “Nothing new here let’s move on”... but
what are the chances? Fashion as a circus
and 3 ring entertainment …
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